7th June, 19:30

Timberlina & Dr Aspalls' Agitated Piano Cabaret


After years spent communing with nature on a small rock on the East Sussex coast, legendary glamorous bearded drag lady Timberlina has teamed up with local jazz piano rebel Dr Aspalls to bring you their Agitated Piano Cabaret at The Golden Hinde.

Keen to save the world but prefer to do so over a glass of fizz? Looking to wind down after a hard day of environmental direct action? Then this show is for you!

It’s a joyous line up of totally original songs about over-consumption, ultra-low emission zones and eco-anxiety amongst other topical titbits. From tongue in cheek cha-cha-cha, borrowed Bach bridges and traditional twelve-bar-blues.

You may know Timberlina as cult bingo caller on Mondays at the Royal Vauxhall Tavern, hirsute hostess at GMFA Sports Day or maybe a homespun Queer tour round a national institution, but the world’s number one ecologically minded drag lady also loves writing happy songs about impending environmental disaster.

As for Dr Aspalls, this illusive legend has haunted pubs, bars and late night jazz clubs across the South East for many years with his inimitable finger tinkling and capacity for capturing catchy cadences.

Expect minimum patter and maximum music from this exceptional bearded duo so, before we fall off the precipice of eco-armageddon why not come along to a riotous sing song?

Suitable for ages 14+ includes mild reference to impending disasters and Michael Gove.

Doors open at 18:30, bar available.

‘Timberlina does it all, sings, swings and serves some truth’ - Broadway World

‘Teases rather than preaches‘ -The Guardian

Price £10 online / £12 on the door